The government is on track. Now even the cows will have their own
aadhaar card. If you are thinking that the Achhe Din have finally arrived,
wait. There’s a lot that still needs to be done. No, I don’t want the aadhar
database to be overloaded. But there are many areas where exclusivity/unique
identification should be extended so that identities are not mistaken, people
are not fooled & sanity prevails. Here are a few suggestions that the
government needs to consider:
Stray Dogs: They are of all types: friendly or suspicious,
silent or aggressive, barkers or biters. Giving each a unique ID will help in
proper identification. The regular morning walkers would then know which ones
to avoid & which ones to let close enough. And the likes of government
officials in Kerala need not go into the trouble of exterminating the entire
race (http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/kochi/)
from the town as they would be able to target selectively & precisely the
ones to be eliminated.
Unfulfilled poll
promises: Our netas are notorious
for recycling promises made during previous elections. The election promises
should have a unique prefix (with a clear indication of the year these were originally made) so that electorate realise which one is new. Such as BJP726GJ2002 or INC4983UP1972. This will force netas
to think & come up with new promises to not keep. Other intended benefits
include Hema Malini no longer fearing (before each election) her cheeks being compared to streets in
Bihar. And, the mango people no longer waiting for #AchheDin.
Hindi Film Music: I don’t know how this can be achieved, but it
is a must-do. For, the likes of Anu Malik do not disappear completely, they can
be ressurected any time in future in the form of lazy music directors. Yes,
this may affect some livelihoods but as they say, hard work never killed
anyone!
Breaking News: Come on guys, give us a break. If a news has
broken once then please accept the fact. Don’t remind us of it throughout the
day. Unless you believe you can glue the broken news together again & again, but that
would imply you have been using an adhesive of extremely poor quality. Like the
news you peddle.
Sound levels: If the government can auction airwaves &
spectrum, why can't it do so for noise too? Let the panelists on TV debates bid
& win the decibel levels for themselves & be forced not to shout louder
than they are entitled to. The out-shouting contests have actually turned the
TV to an idiot box. This is all the more important as Arnab Goswamy will soon
be back to enlighten is with what the nation wants to know.
Pix credits:
(Poll Promise: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/460000549426285226/)
(Anu Malik: http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/hit-mera-churaya-kyon-we-decode-the-song-factory-called-anu-malik/1/702742.html)
