“Please boycott Chinese goods
permanently as China has voted against India in United Nations on the question
of terrorism & has supported Pakistan openly. I am going to do it in
national interest. You may also join in. Your small step will become movement.”
This message has been doing the rounds of social media. But I am not in favour
of such actions, as this will not be very effective (most of the people sent
this message from their Chinese made smart phones!) & also alert the
Chinese to our intentions. We should play it smart. I believe in a mix of soft
& hard measures, some of which are outlined below:
Cultural Warfare
Earliest Chinese exports to the
west were the martial arts movies. While they had Kung Fu & Karate, we have
our own Yoga & Malkhamb. Yes, Yoga is popular globally, but we have not
really promoted it by way of films nor do we have created icons like Bruce Lee.
Imagine, yogis doing all sorts of tricks & acrobatics on screen. This would
make the west go crazy & get India the respect it truly deserves. In a
movie featuring Baba Ramdev v/s. Jackie Chan, who is your pick? Once this
happens we should gradually let off other weapons from our arsenal, such as
Ayurveda.
Cricket Diplomacy
During 70’s & 80’s, China had
perfected the art of Ping Pong diplomacy; we should now get going with our own
version Cricket Diplomacy. It helps that most of our neighbours, being wooed by
China, play cricket. What do we do currently? Defeat Bangladesh & Sri
Lanka, while losing to New Zealand. Can't we lose matches/series to Bangladesh
& Sri Lanka too, and give them some feel good moments? They would then long to
invite India for cricket matches & win in front of home crowds. This would
also stump the bookies & help make cricket cleaner. Of course, we should
continue thrashing Pakistan in world cups, no diplomacy here.
IPL
IPL has been the most successful
Indian invention after Zero. We should get Chinese play in IPL teams. Recall
what Afridi said about being loved more in India than Pakistan? It was his way
of being allowed to play in IPL! Make the Chinese cricketers stars of IPL &
when they go back, they will be our advocates. They will also promote cricket
in China & the Chinese will then end up spending days playing this sport at
the cost of other productive activities.
Export Religion
The communist guru said, Religion
is the opium of the masses. And we have the largest variety of religions, semi-religions
& non religions. We should encourage our gurus & babas to venture out
to China. Once the Chinese fall into the trap of religion, there will be a
disproportionate fall in their productivity. Not to speak of other ills that
religion brings in (superstition, hatred, violence, etc.). This will also deal
a deadly blow to communism & communism-induced discipline in China. I
suggest releasing MSG (Messenger of God) in China to test the waters there!
Asaram Bapu can be unleashed next.
Promote Made in USA products
Years ago before liberalisation
came in, a small town outside Mumbai supplied our major demand of American
goods. Ulhasnagar still has the skills to export “Made in USA” (Ulhasnagar
Sindhi Association) products to China, and “Made in China” products to rest of
the world. Only, we need to revive the industry back to shape (isn’t Make in
India, the new mantra?). Because once they hit the global market, the world
will stop using Chinese products, while the local Chinese imitators would run
out of business. Hit where it hurts, is my preferred style.
Achhe Din
No, this does not refer to what our
PM promised. This is about the original messiah of Achhe Din, or shall we call
him King of Good Times? Yes, we should send Vijay Mallya to China. Let him produce
& sell his alcohol there, so that the Chinese are too hungover in the
mornings to produce anything of substance. (For the stronger ones, there is
also the Kingfisher Calendar!) And make him set up businesses in China with
loans from Chinese banks. He will then be able to pay off his debts to Indian
banks, leaving the Chinese banks with all those NPA's! Now you know what
“killing two birds with one stone” means.
Dump the BRICS Bank
Simply walk out of BRICS Bank. With
Russia in a hole & China going nowhere, this Chinese initiative for
dominance of global finance will turn out to be a dud. They will then be left
selling weapons to Pakistan & Africa, in a head-to-head competition with
Americans & Europeans. And lose whatever Western goodwill they have earned
in the last few decades.
Expel Dalai Lama
Now, this is very drastic &
goes against the Indian ethos of "Atithi Devo Bhava". Hosting Dalai
Lama has been one of the irritants to our relations with China. With him gone,
the peaceniks in China will get that sliver of a chance to promote healthier
relations with India. Not that, this will help. But Dalai Lama, who will most
probably be granted asylum by a western nation, will be able to take his
peaceful fight to a truly global stage. Dharamshala is too secluded a place for
freedom struggle. The Israeli vacationers there are too obsessed with the Arabs
to be of any help to Tibetan cause.
While, these are what I could think of immediately, you would also have great ideas yourself. Why don't you share those here?
Pictures
courtesy:
Baba
Ramdev (http://pyptinternationalyogaday.com/home.php)
Messenger
of God (http://www.newsnation.in/article/66452-sequel-msg-the-messenger-god-on-maker.html)
Agree with all points
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