The government is on track. Now even the cows will have their own
aadhaar card. If you are thinking that the Achhe Din have finally arrived,
wait. There’s a lot that still needs to be done. No, I don’t want the aadhar
database to be overloaded. But there are many areas where exclusivity/unique
identification should be extended so that identities are not mistaken, people
are not fooled & sanity prevails. Here are a few suggestions that the
government needs to consider:
Stray Dogs: They are of all types: friendly or suspicious,
silent or aggressive, barkers or biters. Giving each a unique ID will help in
proper identification. The regular morning walkers would then know which ones
to avoid & which ones to let close enough. And the likes of government
officials in Kerala need not go into the trouble of exterminating the entire
race (http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/kochi/)
from the town as they would be able to target selectively & precisely the
ones to be eliminated.


Breaking News: Come on guys, give us a break. If a news has
broken once then please accept the fact. Don’t remind us of it throughout the
day. Unless you believe you can glue the broken news together again & again, but that
would imply you have been using an adhesive of extremely poor quality. Like the
news you peddle.

Pix credits:
(Poll Promise: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/460000549426285226/)
(Anu Malik: http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/hit-mera-churaya-kyon-we-decode-the-song-factory-called-anu-malik/1/702742.html)