Showing posts with label FIFA World Cup. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FIFA World Cup. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Backbenchers of the World


Yesterday, we finally had traditional powers, Brazil & Belgium, bucking the trend of upsets at FIFA World Cup. While Brazil turned it around in the 2nd half, Belgium managed to do this with just 15 seconds left of the added time. This time, the heavyweights of the football world will remain in the shadows of memories.

What we recall would be the speedy Mexicans outpacing & outscoring the Germans, or Iceland defence, packed denser than an iceberg, puncturing the halo around Messi. But Argentina has a knack of getting into such spots. Remember 1990, when the defending champions lost to Cameroon in their opening fixture?

But this post is not about Argentina’s World Cup woes. It is about those unheralded teams & players who rose to glory during this once-in-four-years event. Like Cameroon, guided by an ageing sub, Roger Milla, reaching the quarters in 1990. That cup also saw the 2nd choice Argentine goalkeeper (another sub), Sergio Goycochea, stopping spot kicks like never before (or after) to take his team to the finals.

Not just 1990 (or 2018), but the history of the World Cup is replete with such upsets. Like North Korea defeating Italy in 1966. Or Nigeria reaching the knockout stage at its first appearance in 1994. And USA defeating England (unbelievable but its true) in 1950.

What makes these teams & players punch above their weight, defying al predictions & destroying reputations? The major reason, I believe, is an absence of any expectations. Devoid of pressure to perform, they attempt & deliver their best.

Then we have the lack of fear or risk. A star footballer is always worried about the injuries that he may pick up & plays it safe (a superstar footballer is more proactive, he feigns injuries!). But for these little known ones, playing at this stage compensates several times a few months of injury lay off. Thus, they go all out & give it their all which reflects in the result.

Next, is the joy they derive from the sport. They still are not the mercenaries of the sporting world, they play for pride, passion & fun. A missed chance is as good as a goal scored. Even in defeat, they are not heart broken.

Theirs is not a David vs Goliath tale. They shine briefly before the big boys take over. But in that short period, they leave behind indelible memories. And we love them for this. For want of a better term, let’s call them Backbenchers.

Another two weeks & the cup will be over. Or backbenchers will also disappear from the screens only to reappear in repeat telecasts four years hence as a build-up to the next World Cup.

But, worry not… If you have some understanding of Gujarati, you may as well go & watch the movie being released on 20th July – Backbenchers (brought to you by Purple Wings Productions). And relive those good old days!!



(And till the movie is released, you have the above vdo)


Pic source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_FIFA_World_Cup 

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Luis Suarez - A Carnivore on the Prowl

This is not the first time a sportsperson has bitten another. This is also not the first time that Luis Suarez (@luis16suarez) has done so. But this is the first time that Suarez dug his teeth into a rival footballer at the biggest stage - the FIFA World Cup. 







Though the referee didn't take any action, this was definitely not a love bite.



Here's what they have been saying about it on Twitter, Facebook & Whatsapp:

Sahil Kothadia - Suarez could not resist the handsome Italian...    
(Should the players take the field wearing a face mask to avoid Suarez's attention?)

Sidd Gandhi If you can't beat them, bite them 
(but, didn't they beat Italy?)

Perseus Contractor - Mike Tyson sues Luis Suarez...... That act was under copyright.... 
(Suarez should be moving to China now!)


BP Singh - Good that incident didn't happen in India otherwise Suarez would have been arrested under Article 377 (homosexual misconduct)!
(Now, you know why I didn't mention India, along with China, above)


The food industry marketers, for obvious reasons, loved this moment & were instantly on the job!



If Snickers don't reach out & sign Luis Suarez up for one of those "you're not yourself when you're hungry" ads, they're failing
(Will Snickers rise to the challenge?)

was so hungry before the match but his coach didn't gave him food to eat so finally he did this.

When footballers retire they hang up their boots. When Suarez retires he will stop sharpening his teeth.

 - Liverpool Fans n Modi Bhakts r going through da same phase now. Both da Fan groups r hurt but still acting Normal.
(Now, this guy has a severe case of Modiphobia)

Suarez has taken the concept of a "dangerous striker" to a new level,enough is enough vampire needs to ban before he strike again.
(Does he mean FIFA is a vampire?)

BREAKING: Mike Tyson accepts Suarez's friend request!
(But so natural!!)

players to wear garlic necklace in next match to ward off Suarez.
(This should be made the standard wear in EPL too!)

Liverpool Echo headline: 'Italian defender viciously shoulder butts King Suarez in the teeth'

I am convinced we need Brad Pitt to step up and save football from this zombie
(I am not, but our Rajinikanth would be a better bet)

Suarez! Your teeth are already prominent, stop biting people! It's like attacking people with his ears.

ironically, "Chiellini" in Arabic means "eat me". that means Chiellini was asking for it.
(Footballers should adopt a safe nickname to avoid such risks)

And a couple from  :
Luis Suarez must like his Italian food. 
Luis Suarez has done a Luis Suarez! Another bite!


Luis Suarez, with another bad case of toothache.

(Were the lady in the TV commercial to ask Suarez, "Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?", the whole of Italy would respond "Noooo!!!")







Crime & Punishment: The football fans (apart from those at Anfield) love Suarez for his skills & would like to restrain this trait of his. Some of these (not the ones at Anfield, obviously) fans, probably primary school teachers, came up with excellent ideas to punish (and restrain) Suarez.

 - Luis Suarez should have to box Mike Tyson as punishment.
(It may end up being a biting match, rather than a boxing match)

If Suarez was from Arab country, as a punishment they would have remove all his 32 teeth 
(The Arab players, going by this, should be the best behaved players!)

There were others too who were looking at possible ways to curb this instinct of an otherwise wonderful player.  came up with this solution (on the right).

And  knew just the perfect way to prevent a recurrence! (see the pic below)













And finally, an appeal for Suarez. Hope, at least this works...

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