All
those predictions of riots taking place all over the country because of people
standing in queues at ATMs & bank counters have still not come true. Yes,
theoretically riots should have happened, for we riot for the stupidest of
reasons like losing a cricket match. So, why has India been so peaceful till
now? There are a few reasons for this:
The
primary reason, I feel, is that we are so used to standing in queues. At most
places, at all times, for all reasons. Like milk booths, railway ticket
counters, cinema halls & temples/mosques/dargahs, to name a few. In fact,
right from the day we join school we are taught to stand & move in queues.
Which shapes us, as adults, into disciplined queueists.
There
is also an economic rationale behind this. If the supply is abundant & the
people are sure they will get their share, though delayed, they are willing to
wait for it. As you know, we Indians never look upon this life in absolute
terms. After all, this is just one of the various visits we make to earth in
physical form. Thus, we find people standing in queues at temples from morning
till evening as they know that god will never run out of his blessings. And this
is also the reason behind the stampedes each time the kumbh mela is held. While
blessing from god & water in the river are unlimited, the time to take a
dip is finite. (But this has a positive spinoff too. had it not been for the chaos
during the kumbh mela, so many of our bollywwod classics would never have been
made.)
If
you still doubt the above theory, you should go to the railway station & witness
the passengers getting into reserved & unreserved compartments. If you yet remain
a disbeliever, you should join the Aam Aadmi Party. You would then get to know
a wild counter-theory. Hopefully (for you), that theory would also be able to
explain the absence of queues while boarding the bus.
Lest
you think I am not open to a different opinion & accuse me of intolerance,
let me question myself. Why do all those who do not get to see a 1st
day 1st show of a Rajinikanth release not get violent? The tickets
to the show being limited & the aspirants unlimited, going by the above theory
of economics, there should be bloodshed at the box office. But I can explain
this too. Firstly, it is our spiritual outlook at play here. The lucky ones had
better karma which rewarded them, the losers know they have no reason to crib. Secondly,
this may be a case of delayed gratification but by the time they come out the 1st
show attendees are still to get over their hangover. Thus, the 2nd
show watchers feel the same high as their immediate predecessors & probably
celebrate together too. No, I am not done yet. Lastly, immediately after the
show, these people go to a Tasmac (if you are wondering what this is, you may visit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TASMAC)
outlet. So when they finally reach their neighbourhood, everyone knows about
their achievement irrespective of the show they went to. They haven’t lost
their bragging rights & that is what matters the most.
In
this quest to understand our queueing behavour, I next move to psychology. What
is the difference between those seeking to get inside a bus & the Rajini
fans? It’s the length of the queue, stupid. In the case of a bus, only a few
get left behind while most mange to squeeze in or hang on the bus. Thus, no one
wants to be in the losing minority & they fight tooth & toenail to get
in. (If you joined the AAP, does your counter-theory have a counter to this
one?) Opposite is the case with a film
like Kabali. The stranded ones far outnumber the lucky few who manage to get
in. So when people at ATM’s realize that they are not alone (or, part of a
small group) when the machine runs out of cash, they just take it in their
stride & move on to another ATM. A few days in succession & they no
longer aim to avoid the disappointment of returning cashless, but achieve the
elation of success. Moreover, they also get undisturbed time for Whatsapp &
Facebook.
Now,
if its India, there will always be a religious angle. Lakshmi is worshipped as
the goddess of wealth. Thus, ATM’s are nothing but temples dedicated to her. I
accept that religion is the cause of most, if not all, riots. There would
definitely have been riots post demonetization, but the government played smartly
here. I can imagine customers of one bank ransacking or destroying ATM’s of
other banks if they didn’t get any cash. But the government waived off charges
for using other banks’ ATM’s & all religious differences vanished. Irrespective
of where you banked, each ATM was now a temple (or mosque) for you & you don’t
set fire to your own place of worship. Thus, peace reigns at the temples of 21st
century India.
After
economical, emotional, spiritual, psychological & religious studies, let us
now make a short visit to history before I rest my case. Unlike the rest of Asia/Africa, it was not a few
good men who won the independence for us. Gandhi derived his strength from the whole
lot of Indians, of every hue, from every corner. And non violence was his
weapon in that war. So is the case today, we are still as peaceful. Yes,
demonetization hurts. But we will get over it & life will be back to normal
soon.
