Amir Khan: This is the result of a
growing intolerance in the society. When we were filming Lagaan, Gracy was
upset with the way the match was progressing & wanted to leave the sets.
But I watched the whole match live on tv yesterday. We have to set things
right. We should make Lagaan-2.
Arnab Goswamy: The nation wants to
know, why the team lost in the semis. Today, in this most watched show, I,
Arnab Goswamy, will ask our PM what he is doing in Brussels when India was
playing this all important semi final on homeground. The nation wants to know,
and I shall make Rahul Gandhi , what has he, as a self-proclaimed youth icon,
done for this glorious game, which has given us such lovely memories. He has
all the time to visit JNU & HCU, but no time to watch the cricket match?
Today, both parties are in the dock & your channel will expose their
hypocrisy. Now gentleman, if you will please let me speak. This is my show
& you will speak only when i ask you to.
Arvind Kejriwal: This is the result of
the corruption in cricket. Look at the muck I exposed in DDCA. The PM should
resign after this loss. When I become the PM, I will eliminate corruption from
BCCI too. Now, waiting for the release of Ki and Ka…
Assaduddin Owaisi: This team was bound to
lose as it did not have representation from the minority community. Teams from
England, Australia, Pakistan & Bangladesh had muslim players, but not the
Indian team. This government is making cricket a non-exclusive game by keeping
out minorities.
Kanhaiya Kumar: Hum le ke rahenge
azaadi. Cricket se azaadi. Haar se azaadi. Jeet se azadi. Azaadi…
Mohan Bhagwat: We have to revive the
traditional sports. Kabaddi should be made the Rashtiya Khel and included in
the school syllabus. All sportspersons should say Bharat Mata ki Jai before a
match to prove their nationalism. Sports federations should conduct
Satyanarayan Katha before any world/asian championships.
Narendra Modi: Mitro, this loss is the
result of the socialistic policies of congress in the last 60 years. Remember
Lagaan, where India beat England in cricket? Today, Indian team had nothing to
lose, so they lost the match. My government is launching "Har Mohalla,
Gend Balla" programme to reclaim the glory of Lagaan. I am also renaming
IPL as Bat for India.
Prakash Karat: Cricket is an
imperialist game. No great country like Russia, China, Cuba, North Korea, plays
cricket. Cricket is a conspiracy of the capitalist forces. Industrialists are promoting
cricket to sell their products. Government should form a Joint Parliamentary
Committee for nationalisation of cricket.
Rahul Gandhi: India has never won a
world cup when there is a non-congress government. This is because of the
sacrifice my family has made for the country. Secular forces should come
together for revival of the game. Had the Indian team remembered Bernoulli's
theorem, they could have got Simmons out early.
Ramdev: Going to the gym only
develops the muscles. Team India should also practice Yoga for alround
development. Patanjali shall launch herbal, organic food supplements that will
make our team physically fitter & mentally stronger.
Uddhav Thackeray: This team cannot carry
forward the legacy of Gavaskar, Vengsarkar, Tendulkar. We will not let Team
India play in Mumbai if at least 4 Marathi Manoos are not in the playing XI. We
also do not want any West Indies player in Mumbai Indians team. We will dig up
the road outside Mukesh Ambani's house as a protest.
Picture Credits:
Arnab Goswamy (http://topyaps.com/facts-about-arnab-goswami)
Arvind Kejriwal (http://www.ndtv.com/cheat-sheet/one-month-of-arvind-kejriwals-government-five-hits-and-five-misses-549064)
Asaduddin Owaisi (http://www.deccanchronicle.com/151005/nation-current-affairs/article/asaduddin-owaisi-ar-rahman-among-worlds-top-500-most)
Kanhaiya Kumar (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanhaiya_Kumar)
Mohan Bhagwat (http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report-rss-chief-mohan-bhagwat-calls-for-building-classless-society-2072744)
Narendra Modi (http://www.firstpost.com/politics/the-similarities-between-chandrababu-naidu-and-narendra-modi-664259.html)
Prakash Karat (http://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/bangalore/who-are-devas-shareholders-karat-asks-government/article1451717.ece)
Rahul Gandhi (http://archive.financialexpress.com/news/rahul-gandhi-compares-narendra-modi-to-mass-killer-adolf-hitler-at-rally/1232710)
Uddhav Thackeray (http://www.maharashtrapoliticalparties.in/uddhav-thackeray.html)
